who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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