You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
Randomize
