Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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