so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
sometime during the course of last night, i decided to get donuts for this morning. i'm a fucking genius when i smoke.
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
Sometimes I think I'm witty and funny, and then I realize it 3pm and I'm drunk
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
Randomize
