alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
Emily is drunk. We're coming to see you at work and we're bringing jello shots for you.
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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