Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
woke up with food on the counter from chipotle, taco bell, green cactus, and on the border take out. explain?
you were trying to get this Spanish chick to sleep with you. you were showing her how much you "loved her native food."
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
so i finally decided to ask her out. she started mumbling, then she puked on me. i think i'll try again when she's sober
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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