ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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