My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
His middle name is Julius so I named his penis Caesar and told him he has to say "Hail Caesar!" whenever he comes. He didn't seem to like the idea, though.
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
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