what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
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