I'm so bummed I missed coconut bowling. It's fucking cold here and no coconuts to be found
I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
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