I heard you threw up in your lap?
I heard that too.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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