is there any particular reason you took a shit in a zip lock bag and left it in my refrigerator?
i woke up and my collection of plastic neon wayfarers were half-melted in the microwave. my drunk self hates my hipster self
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
No...this little piggys going to the bar
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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