No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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