That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
If I was doing exactly what I wanted right now I would be getting fucked on a jet ski while listening to "When Love Takes Over" by Kelly Rowland while eating french fries.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
I woke up and found my apartment really clean, appearantly drunk me couldn't tolerate living there anymore and left sober me a lot of insulting post-its...
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
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