They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
I dont know whats worse: her telling me she was so drunk i was "almost sexy," the fact that even when theyre shitfaced, im just "almost sexy" to girls, or the fact that i wasnt that offended by it.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
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