why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
Fuck. I think I can already feel tomorrow's hangover. It's like future me cane back to warn present me about the impending doom but didn't turn the time dial back far enough.
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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