you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
Randomize
