Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
Flight got cancelled. Stayed in the same hotel as the flight crew so now I can cross Sex with Pilot off the bucket list
He regularly flies into DC, so I’m going to sign him up for my Frequent Flyer program!
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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