I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
She bit a glass in half.
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
Dear slutty diary: I lied about feeling guilty of being a homewrecker in order to have more sex. it worked.
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
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