i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
why does every cop we meet know your name?
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
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