Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
All I want to do right now is burp, puke, and fart. In that order.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
I woke up this morning to find my closet lacking 98% of my clothes and a text from my male roommate saying your dresses squeeze my genitals
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
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