Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
i can't believe i had my finger in that
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
he high fived his dick after we had sex
Do plants get herpes?
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