She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
i'd rather walk the sahara in a snuggie with no water than take a bicycle cab
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
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