id be glad to
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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