I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
You peed on a flamingo?!?
Randomize
