OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
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