Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
they need to just BURY HIM!
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
I asked you if you wanted to go to the ER, have me sew it up or just wrap it in duct tape and keep on keepin on. You just said YES. I remember very little after that.
You're a good friend.
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
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