Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
I slept with a married guy last night and then broke my toe on the doorframe on the way out. I've never seen karma work so fast.
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
I snapchatted him 4 pictures of me as Tarzan's dad so if he never talks to me again at least we'll know why
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