I wanna bring you to show and tell
I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
everyone is single if you try hard enough
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
I haven't been single on my birthday for 7 years. If you don't get me laid tonight, your best friend/wing woman status will be revoked.
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
Wakes up in a cold sweat at 3am, 136 unread messages and the preview on the notification is "I JUST GOT TO THE INCEST PART"
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