She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
Just saw Santa sitting on a restaurant patio drinking beer and using his free hand to gesture to cars that he's watching them
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
Ugh I don't want to adult today. I need like a dozen more coffees. Or cookies. They're interchangeable.
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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