The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
Dude you called me last night to let me listen to you piss in a cup and drink it. Just making sure you survived
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
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