i wish my penis had a tongue
she smelled like a LAN party
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
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