margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
There were firefighters and a fire truck up the street. I asked what was wrong and their exact words were "Just a tiny explosion; it'll be all right"
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
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