I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
I take back everything I said about communal showers
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
A guy from tinder a while ago who sent me dick pics straight out the gate is a tech on my dad's hospital floor. I was wondering why he looked familiar and why he never took my dads vitals when I was in the room
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