Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
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