Remember that night when i almost got you arrested? Is that funny yet?
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
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