windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
I'm going to get so drunk tonight, I actually feel bad about the 30 seconds of drunken awkward sex I'm going to have with one lucky fat chick.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
Um, you were throwing up the shocker symbol in front of all of the wedding guests during the best man's speech. No wonder the groom thinks we're bad
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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