ok so I'm texting you now like I promised instead of drunktexting aaron and telling him how badly I want his cock tonight. aren't you proud?
this is Aaron, hi
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
Randomize
