Porn is love you can see.
I wish there were whore gnomes that cleaned our apartment when we were gone.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
Woke up chewing my pillow from a dream where I was scarfing Cajun pasta from TGI Friday's. That's a new level of fat, even for us
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
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