He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
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