shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
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