so... i had sex tonight
with a midget
nicccce tits for a little person
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
stop calling my apartment porn island.
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
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