I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
I dint menn to makr ut w brtendr
Wat???
U lft me at bar, no cassh for cab, may have slept with bartender
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
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