are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I woke up to him trying to put his dick in my mouth. When I asked him what he was doing he said he was trying to make me stop snoring...
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
I woke up in a trash can. Please dude. I don't know what I did to you last night, but I'm sorry. Epically sorry. Please call me back. Please.
So I'm going to regale you with a tale of someone who went out, was fed way to many shots, got super wasted and now has a date with one of the security guards from the building but has no idea what his name is. That someone is me
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
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