she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
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