Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
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