I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
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