i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Note to self. Never fart in a tanning bed
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
I woke up and found a doughnut on our front porch. It's not sketchy though. More like a gift from the gods.
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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