i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
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he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
It's impossible to flirt with the bank tellers because they see how broke I am.
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
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