I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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