i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
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