The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
Such a big mess for such a small penis
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