Bike broken, reschedule party till thursday:(
I've blown a few things in my day
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
PANTIES FOUND
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