oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
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