I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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