Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
It's the Ides of March, motherfucker. That means we're supposed to daydrink, right?
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
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